It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Bloggy Laugh Masters!

There used to be a TV show called 'Kids Say the Darndest Things'.  Nowadays I guess YouTube and Funniest Home Videos are equivalent.

I'd like to pass on something that Charlie's grandson said the other day... I have changed the names to protect the innocent.

He came home from preschool with two bruises on his nose.

Mom:  'How did you get those bruises?'
Grandson: 'Mary pushed me, and I fell on the carpet'.
Mom: 'Why did Mary push you?'
Grandson: 'I TOOTED ON HER.'
Grandson: 'I'm gonna marry her.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!