Thursday, August 16, 2012
Day 2368 - Kids Say the Darndest Things!
There used to be a TV show called 'Kids Say the Darndest Things'. Nowadays I guess YouTube and Funniest Home Videos are equivalent.
I'd like to pass on something that Charlie's grandson said the other day... I have changed the names to protect the innocent.
He came home from preschool with two bruises on his nose.
Mom: 'How did you get those bruises?'
Grandson: 'Mary pushed me, and I fell on the carpet'.
Mom: 'Why did Mary push you?'
Grandson: 'I TOOTED ON HER.'
Grandson: 'I'm gonna marry her.'