It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Bloggy Moneybags,

It's Friday, Hooray! 

You know what to do, march in a circle chanting 'Fri-day! Fri-day! Fri-day!'

If I had LOTs of money, I am sure I would do many benevolent things.

For example...

I would offer to pay to fix the teeth of every hockey player- you'd think they make enough to fix their own teeth, but I guess they don't.

When my kids were little, they would ask 'If you were rich, how much allowance would WE get?'

I would answer 'Your allowance would be ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS A WEEK, EACH!' 

They would be so happy to think about spending it, they would be all smiles...