It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Bloggy Shoppers!

I can't believe it, but they have refrigerators nowadays with capacities of THIRTY-TWO CUBIC FEET. 

You couldn't POSSIBLY just buy and eat less so a smaller one would work for you.  I am sure THAT will be the answer to the battle of the bulge...

I can't believe it, but they have refrigerators nowadays with WI-FI enabled so you can use an APP on the refrigerator to leave a note or get a recipe. 

You couldn't POSSIBLY write a note and put it on the fridge using a MAGNET, that might look old fashioned and messy.

Excuse me - I need to go surf the web... on the refrigerator...