Thursday, September 29, 2011
Day 2046 - I Know Where Fruitcake Goes!!!!
Greetings, Bloggy Fruitcake Lovers and Haters!I have solved one of the mysteries of the universe. I should get a prize.
I KNOW WHERE ALL THOSE TONS AND TONS OF FRUITCAKE GO AFTER THE HOLIDAYS.
They are secretly loaded onto trucks, and delivered in the dead of night to the people at the SOYJOY Factory.
There, Holiday FRUITCAKE is magically transformed (with heavy equipment) into a dense, dry, health strip... that tastes just like old fruitcake.
No, I didn't even PAY for the bar I ate, they were giving them away FREE and I still haven't gotten over the taste.
Like fruitcake??? Buy SoyJoy!
# posted by Karen @ 9/29/2011 05:05:00 AM 
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Yes, I hate cologne, too. (sorry, my comment is late, I know)
I especially hate it on the boat early in the morning when lots of people have cologne on because they just shaved. Eeeech!
I like Clint Eastwood's movies a lot. Did you see Hereafter? He seems like such a nice guy, he just seems like he has a really good heart. There's a new movie coming out by him about Hoover. (called J. Edgar)
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I especially hate it on the boat early in the morning when lots of people have cologne on because they just shaved. Eeeech!
I like Clint Eastwood's movies a lot. Did you see Hereafter? He seems like such a nice guy, he just seems like he has a really good heart. There's a new movie coming out by him about Hoover. (called J. Edgar)
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