Saturday, April 30, 2011


Day 1894 - BEE Funny With BEE Funnies!

Greetings, Bloggy Jokesters!

BEE-fore I say anything else, I see that today is the last day of April! Time to pay bills.

My sister Marcia-Marcia-Marcia wants to hear some bee jokes, so in honor of her birthday, I am happy to oblige...

Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!

Thanks, I enjoyed that. Now I want some Tennessee jokes, or turkey jokes, or good old boy jokes...

I think you should have jokes every day!
I vote for daily jokes too! the pressure is on mamma!

Today wasn't nearly as beautiful as I thought it was going to be. Savi and I were all dressed up in our summer best and it was CHILLY! Spent most of the day inside. We went to dance class, dropped of a bunch of tutus to the store in Mass, visited my friend Page, and then did some shopping and picked up mulch and plants for the yard. Almost time for bed now!
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