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Greetings, Monday Morning Blahgers!

I realize and accept that it is nearly impossible for men to ignore women in motion. Motion includes:

Walking... Jogging... Breathing...

I was driving to the health club on Saturday morning. A group of female runners were jogging by on the left hand side of the street.

The man in the car on my right was driving straight, but had his head turned to the left the entire time he was passing those women. I don't know how he kept his car in the lane, because he was not looking at the ROAD at ALL.

Okay - ha ha. I had several lights to go through, so I met up with the jogging herd again about a half a mile away. This time they were passing a worker who stands (every day!) on a particular corner in a pickle costume, holding up a sign for a local deli.

The pickle costume completely hides the person inside, but I will bet my life that it was a man. The entire time the women were approaching, he faced them and watched them approach. After they passed, he turned completely around so he could watch them jog away as long as possible.

Comments from the peanut gallery? Have a nice Monday!