It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Monday Morning Blah-gers!

First - Happy Birthday to my nephew Charles today! I hope he got my card.

I need to tell you about something that occurred on Saturday. I went to Walmart to get some groceries.

After chit chatting with the checkout lady about someone buying lime yogurt for their DOG, and about a good corn maze, I went out to my car and unloaded my groceries.

Driving off, I noticed my 'trunk door ajar' incon lit. Oh drat - I didn't close my trunk all the way. I pulled into a parking space at the very end of the parking lot. There happened to be another car facing me at the end of the next row over.

I glanced over - there was a girl sitting in the passenger seat, but no driver. I figured he or she was inside Walmart.

I got out of my car and closed the trunk door firmly. The car alarm went off on the car in front of me, and was quickly silenced. (of course, I felt like it was MY fault, but it wasn't).

I got into my car and started the engine. All of a sudden I noticed there were TWO occupants in the car, and they were preparing to leave. I quickly got a clue and realized there may have been some sort of rendezvous going on, that I had just interrupted! Their cozy, private spot at the end of the parking lot was INVADED by little ole ME, and I put an end to their activities.

I didn't mean to! I just wanted to shut my trunk!

The moral of the story? GET A ROOM!