It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Bloggy Water Dogs -

What a great comic book - Superman as a lifeguard! It is PERFECT for the true story I am going to tell.

We all know that lifeguards are usually young, fit, and cute, except for David Hasselhoff...

The young girls giggle and hang around the male lifeguards, trying to get their attention, OR they are mortified and embarrassed in their bathing suits, and want to be anywhere ELSE.

Well, one of the cutie pie male lifeguards was working at the pool the other day.

I overheard the following conversation (this is as close as I can get to the actual verbiage) in the locker room when I was in the shower.

'Oooooo! I didn't know SUPERMAN was working here today! Oooooo! He's so hot! He looks really strong. I guess lifeguards have to be really fit because otherwise they couldn't save anybody, could they? Where are all the GIRL lifeguards? Why weren't they working today? I look terrible! EEEEEk! He had to see me working out with all those people who are twice my age! I wonder how old he is... Oooooo! How much is a membership here anyway? Ooooo!'

Nuff said. That was the short form. Thank goodness the showers were going to wash away all the drooling.

Ha! TTFN!