It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, Blogregation!

Once upon a time, far, far away in a small town in Tennessee, there was a refrigerator named Amana.

Amana was just an average refrigerator, living her life, running each day, performing her job.

She was getting old, and had experienced some periodic and embarassing leakage incidents, which were cured by Doctor Charlie.

But deep in her heart, she secretly longed to be special, a cut above the rest...

One day, she knew what to do. Unannounced, and unasked for, Amana gave a special gift to her family.

Lo and behold, she produced a miracle ice cube, all by herself!

She ejected the miracle cube with no human intervention. It rolled out of the ice dispenser and landed on the floor, alerting the family, who were suitably surprised and impressed.

Thanks, Amana! We look forward to your next offering!