It Only Hurts When I Blog

Greetings, First Years!

Please park your broomsticks over there and bring your laptops with you.

Welcome to Blogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Bloggery. Headmaster, Albus Bloggamore.

Look, there's the famous 'Harry Blogger', with a right-click mark on his forehead! He's with his friends Ron and Hermione! And there's Neville LongBloggum - he's on his way to class!

The magical blogging hat will sort you into the houses you'll be living in. The Houses are RavenBlog, SlytherIP, HuffleParse, and GryffinData.

First class today - Care of Magical Creatures with Professor Hagrid. He's got some blog-ended skrewts - a cross between a lobster and a torpedo!

Wands or wireless mice at the ready, dears. Now try to levitate your laptops - the charm is 'Bleviosa'! Not Bleviosaaah, emphasis on the o, please. That's it, you've got it!

'Blogmaster, please, where do I plug this laptop in, there aren't any outlets!' Shhh, never mind that, it's just a blog, it doesn't have to be accurate!

Okay, that's enough of that - back to reality...

My commute to work is about to change this morning, maybe a broomstick would be a good idea. I have to drive right by an elementary school on my way to work, and I haven't a clue what the traffic is going to be like. Evil Bloggyman: Bad, probably, you dumb a**!

Ahem. Right. The alternate route is the interstate, and I already know that the interstate backs up at that time of the day. Don't want to go that way either.

Anyhow - you folks have a great Monday! Repeat after me - 'Mischief Managed'!